After a long day at work yesterday, I found that my cleavage was unusually tanned for a winters day. On closer inspection, I just had heaps of ground coffee down my top... I then found it in my armpits and toes, my hands looked like I'd tried a fake tan jobby...and gone five shades too dark.
Although I have been making coffee for a number of years now, I still have not learnt to dress appropriately for work. Two 'rules' I always thought were dumb:
Black covered in shoes
No low-cut tops or singlets
I have only JUST realised that this is for my comfort(and knife safety), not their anal retention.
The wreckage of my very best second-hand score
These two images show off my coffee jandal-tan...
I swear tomorrow I will were black closed toe shoes.. if they look good with my outfit...